comics meme: five female characters. (2/5): jessica drew. “raise your hand if you have spider-powers, a history of erratic behavior and a deeply disturbing backstory involving trust issues.”
-Why am I doing this? I’m not in on whatever this is.
-Because you want to impress us.
-… Are you impressed?
In summary, I’ve been fully naked… A lot.
[1/?] Favorite Marvel Characters - Peter Quill/Star-Lord
ahaha it’s 5am and I’m still editing my navigation page. Someone tell me to go to sleep.
i’m required by law to post this
in its original form it was a sweater which means this grown ass man had at least two shirts made that said “i’m not daredevil” WHAT A FUCKING DWEEB
imagine bucky and steve taking shots of like 100 proof vodka and trying to get DRUNK and steve is totally unaffected but after the 20th shot or something bucky is drunk as fuck and he looks at steve really seriously (while swaying slightly in his chair) and steve is kind of nervous because bucky hasn’t looked at him this intently since before the war when steve came home with two broken ribs and bucky just stared at him for five minutes before giving him the longest lecture of his entire life so yeah steve is kinda nervous. finally bucky rubs his hand over his face, sighs and says, “steve, i fucking hate it when you wear khakis” and steve laughs so hard he can’t breathe
what if age of ultron is like introducing wanda and pietro and it’s like
"the maximoff twins are mu[cut to another scene]"
and then later there’s a fighting and someone goes
"oh god she’s a m[LOUD EXPLOSIONS]"
and then in the aftermath someone’s like
"so you guys are [CAR HORN]ts huh?"
and it just keeps going through the whole movie
Black Widow and Winter Soldier
Art (c) JBadgr
"I was their secret weapon in the cold war… or at least, I was one of them. The Black Widow was another. Something about her touched what was left of my humanity."
Captain America Vol. 5 Issue 624
Edit: I removed the awesome story I had about these two due to the inconsistency in the time period and the weapon references I used.
I’m so happy to have gained new followers and friends who enjoy Marvel comics or even the films :D It’s great to see a fandom explosion for these two.
AGAIN, FINGERS CROSSED FOR THE MAXIMOFFS!
Hope you like it! <3 Jess
Cosmo tip #32454: Lean in closer and whisper “Hail Hydra” to his ear.
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